Mannequins are some of the creepiest objects to have ever been created. Just look at their empty eyes, stiff bodies, and blank expressions! Mannequins share most of their main characteristics with serial killers. The Hem recently dropped by an old store that was filled to the brim with these creepy creations. Here are some pictures of our horrific trip!
The mannequin at the top of the post is a mannequin of pure unadultrated fear. She sits on a rafter at the corner of the store beckoning for you to come and play. She's the oldest mannequin we could find in the entire store. Who knows how long this beast could have wreaked havoc! 
As if mannequins aren't creepy enough, let's make this one faceless with deformed hands!
"Fred Dawson, you sonofabitch! I told ya if I caught ya cheatin again your ass would be up on my wall!"
The casual headless mannequin.
Hey, pimpin ain't easy for a mannequin.
This mannequin is obviously NEVER going to get laid. You poor thing! It's not 1977!
This is what all ugly mannequin babies look like! Geez, find a dumpster for that thing!
The scariest thing in the entire store was not a mannequin but a cardboard cutout of George Strait. OH THE HORROR!
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